The Ross Patzelt Radio Show

Future - Afternoon Session - Show 1 - 06.08.07 - EDITED

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 08:14:00 +0000

Future - Afternoon Session - Show 1 - 06.08.07 - EDITED

Holly

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 08:08:00 +0000

13.10.09 - Me On Test Of 10

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 05:17:00 +0000

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29 - Monday 2nd March 2009

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:16:00 +0000

On this weeks show... I count down my 25 things inspired by Joe Morris, Jade Goody, I appear on The Sunday Roast, downloading problems, Pontins and your emails. Contact the show... Email: ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk Skype: rosspatzelt Website: www.rosspatzelt.co.uk Myspace: www.myspace.com/rosspatzelt Twitter: www.twitter.com/rosspatzelt Facebook Group: Search for "Ross Patzelt Radio Show" Next weeks show is live from 1-2pm - www.rosspatzelt.co.uk feel free to get in touch then when I am live!

28 - Monday 23rd Febuary 2009

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 09:31:00 +0000

On this weeks show... Terry Turner calls me up to go on his quiz again!, Joe Morris calls me while recording his show!, and todays show is very chilled out with me jus chatting about such things as Greg James, Fat Steve, could you live in a tower block, radio presenters, Sunday trading laws, needing a wee wee while in the car, do priests get paid?, The Brit Awards, why do you not dance when your sober?! Contact the show... Email: ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk Skype: rosspatzelt Website: www.rosspatzelt.co.uk Myspace: www.myspace.com/rosspatzelt Twitter: www.twitter.com/rosspatzelt Facebook Group: Search for "Ross Patzelt Radio Show" Next weeks show is live from 1pm - www.rosspatzelt.co.uk feel free to get in touch then when I am live!

27 - Monday 16th Febuary 2009

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 09:30:00 +0000

On this weeks new longer show... Barry and Irving De Stiller go head to head to decide who is the better at speaking like a rite proper Norfolk person!, I speak to Chris Willis all about his new podcast called The Rant at www.the-rant.co.uk, Dusty performs some Shakespare (!?!) for us and Fat Steve gives us a Skype...And emails this week from Yannick, Joe and Suko! Contact the show... Email: ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk Skype: rosspatzelt Website: www.rosspatzelt.co.uk Myspace: www.myspace.com/rosspatzelt Twitter: www.twitter.com/rosspatzelt Facebook Group: Search for "Ross Patzelt Radio Show" Next weeks show is live from 1pm - www.rosspatzelt.co.uk feel free to get in touch then when I am live!

26 - Monday 9th Febuary 2009 - Part 2

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:37:00 +0000

Part 2 of todays show. Make sure you grab both parts! I figured out where I mucked up and now noticed this podcast site only lets you upload 2 hours at a time so had to cut it up! I'll make it under 2 hours from now on so it isn't confusing for you guys. While I'm writing this do you prefer the high quality files which are slower to download or do you prefer the lower quality but quicker to download. Please email me and let me know! Ross Co

26 - Monday 9th Febuary 2009 - Part 1

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 11:43:00 +0000

I mucked up the recording this week so it's in 2 part so here's part 1. Make sure you grab part 2 as well! On this weeks new longer show... Joe Morris from www.americantalkusa.com Skypes in for a chat, I go on Terry Turners live show for some random quiz..and I lose rather badly!, Steven Andrews gives us a bell to talk about dj'ing and girlfriends, I still never even got round to playing out the interview with Chris Willis! I will next week I promise!....And emails this week from Yannick and Suko! Music on this weeks show... Jo McCafferty - Games For One - www.jomccafferty.com 3kStatic And George Clinton - Only Love - www.autopsydnb.com Contact the show... Email: ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk Skype: rosspatzelt Website: www.rosspatzelt.co.uk Myspace: www.myspace.com/rosspatzelt Twitter: www.twitter.com/rosspatzelt Facebook Group: Search for "Ross Patzelt Radio Show" Next weeks show is live from 1pm - www.rosspatzelt.co.uk feel free to get in touch then I am live!

25 - Monday 2nd Febuary 2009

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 10:44:00 +0000

On this weeks show... Chris Reardon joins me to talk about his new show on Play 2, radio and the future of podcasting, I talk gutters, ladders and kids smoking cigarettes and an email from Yannick. Email: ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk Skype: rosspatzelt Website: www.rosspatzelt.co.uk Myspace: www.myspace.com/rosspatzelt Twitter: www.twitter.com/rosspatzelt Facebook Group: Search for "Ross Patzelt Radio Show" Next weeks show is live at 1-2pm - www.rosspatzelt.co.uk feel free to get in touch then I am live!

24 - Mondy 26th January 2009

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 08:34:00 +0000

On this weeks show.... Barrack Omama (not actually on the show!), haggis, 99p IPA, fry up, ear problems, buy 1 get 1 free, could you live abroad?, wireless routers, dad update, I read out a poem...badly!, Jonathan Ross is back, Hudson River plane crash, Kim from Grumpys, emails from Suko, Joe, David and Act 1 and Irene B Email: ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk Skype: rosspatzelt Website: www.rosspatzelt.co.uk Facebook Group: Search for "Ross Patzelt Radio Show" Next weeks show is live at 1-2pm - Monday 2nd Febuary at www.rosspatzelt.co.uk feel free to get in touch by email only I think as the Skype chats made the show record a bit iffy! Also don't forget to check out The Podcast Show With Chris Reardon which you can listen to live every Wednesday evening from 8-9pm on www.playradiouk.com then click on play 2.

A Message From Chris Reardon (Not For Radio!)

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:11:00 +0000

Heres Chris talking about his new show The Podcast Show With Chris Reardon which you can listen to every Wednesday evening from 8-9pm on www.playradiouk.com then click on play 2.

23 - Monday 19th January 2009

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:29:00 +0000

On this weeks show.... Pets Win Prizes, dancing on ice, Chappers from Totally Chappers Skypes in!, Chris Reardon's new live radio show, fm transmitters, Dirty Dancing, Shane Ritchie and Minder, was Tommy Boyd in Knightmare?, people who spunge off us, more people you want to ban, Richards moving house, music snobs, Vanessa Feltz's radio show, how naff were the prizes on The Crystal Maze, Steven Hitchkins new tune, should Bryan Gunn be the new Norwich manager?, and your emails. Email: ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk Skype: rosspatzelt Website: www.rosspatzelt.co.uk Facebook Group: Search for "Ross Patzelt Radio Show" Next weeks show is live at 1-2pm - Monday 26th Febuary at www.rosspatzelt.co.uk feel free to get in touch then live!

22 - Monday 12th January 2009

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 08:35:00 +0000

Coolio on Celebrity Big Brother is sooo annoying!.. What is LaToya Jackson really famous for!!.. Vic Reeves was at the place where I work the other day!.. What did you think of the new Shooting Stars shown over christmas?.. Do you have wire mesh on your gutters?.. The wardrobes bits finally arrived!.. My dads feet are disgusting!.. 99p pints and bottles of beer at Wetherspoons! Good or bad?.. Amazing value for money at Screwfix this week..! Don't get me started on people who do not indicate!.. Emails this week from Yannick, Suko, Joe, Peter and Barry.. ** IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ** ---------------------------- Chris Reardon is live this week on a fab internet radio station called www.playradiouk.com on Play 2 on Wednesday night at 9pm. The station also has Mike Mendoza and Tommy Boyd on it so the station is going to be the next big thing for talk show fans like me! Listen live or you will be able to podcast him later in the week through their podcast on itunes. I can't wait to hear him! Email: ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk Skype: rosspatzelt Facebook Group: Search for "Ross Patzelt Radio Show" Website: www.rosspatzelt.co.uk

21 - Monday 5th January 2009

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 09:09:00 +0000

What I got upto new years eve... I can't quite get into it today...! Harry Hill's been taking the micky out of Norwich....! Do you want to do your own podcast?... Have you ever had a combined birthday party?... What older women do you fancy?... Celebrity Big Brother is back!.... Will they relax copyright laws 1 day?.... I talk about the buzz you get from doing live radio.. What bands have you seen live who were awful?... Am I getting ripped off at the dentist?... I like to get my jobs done early!... Email any time on ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk The shows website is www.rosspatzelt.co.uk

20 - Monday 29th December 2008

Sun, 28 Dec 2008 07:16:00 +0000

I'm not quite ready today! Thank god christmas is over!.... Isn't being a voiceover man the easiest job ever?!... Are you a musical snob!?.... I've got a cold... Check out The Naked Englishman podcast... Commerical radio is pants!.... Woolworths is closing.. Went out for tea last night and the cinema & smuggled in sweets!... How cool is the Family Fortunes board game!... What I got upto over christmas.... Where was Anthony in The Royle Family?!... Happy new year everyone! Rossco! Email any time on ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk The shows website is www.rosspatzelt.co.uk

19 - Monday 22nd December 2008

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 07:46:00 +0000

**Christmas Special!** Ross sings your favourite carols (badly! Ross trys to get Suko and Carl Waring play the yes no game on the air.... Remember Bernard Matthews?....... Christmas puddings: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Does your nanny keep falling asleep on christmas day?!!... What should I get Donna for christmas?!.. Would you want to be a barman or a nightclub dj?......... Merry christmas to you all. From Rossco! Email any time on ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk The shows website is www.rosspatzelt.co.uk

18 - Monday 15th December 2008

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:29:00 +0000

Ross has some new intro music. Alexandra wins The X Factor. Should tv shows still do phone voting? I want to ban things this week. I sold a laptop to my grandad. Have you ever upgraded your electrical items? And Joe from www.americantalkusa.com and Yannick from Germany are this weeks emailers. Email any time on ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk The shows website is www.rosspatzelt.co.uk

17 - Monday 8th December 2008

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 10:15:00 +0000

I burnt the coffee table. Have you ever had a house fire? What is the best way to get rid of condensation? Chris Reardon keeps ringing me up while Eastenders is on! My compooter is so slooooooooowwwwww! Have you ever lost your rent deposit? Not impressed by a window cleaners customer service today at all. My final thoughts on Matty The Tasmanian Devils move plans. I'm going to start doing some more live shows. Joe from American Talk USA has told me about a new bourbon! Email any time on ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk The shows website is www.rosspatzelt.co.uk

Show Outakes 1 (Not For Radio!)

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 12:37:00 +0000

Heres a couple of times I mucked up the start of the show!

16 - Monday 1st December 2008

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 11:20:00 +0000

Joe has sent me some chockys! I can't remember my neighbours name! Britney Spears is on the X Factor tonight. Pop stars and their silly demands. Emails from Matty The Tasmanian Devil, Chris Willis and David. I listen to myself live (ish) on a radio station! Freaky! I tell you all about my night away What would you have in your own pub?! My stinging nettle story when I was little. Pie and peas on Great Yarmouth market. And I had the biggest and best mixed grill in the world ever! Email any time on ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk The shows website is www.rosspatzelt.co.uk

15 - Monday 24th November 2008

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:58:00 +0000

Rachels finally been voted off X Factor! How do you prefer to listen to music? Mp3 or cd? Do you think tv recording boxes will spell the end of dvds? A good new show to check out is Outnumbered. Should the BBC ditch the licence fee and become commercial? Put people on I'm A Celebrity who we actally know! I know every road in North Norfolk apart from where we went on Friday! I was 1st up to the buffet! Why do people always wait! I'm having the family over to ours boxing day. Happy birthday to Joe from American Talk USA Its been snowing! The table won't go together! I finally get my wardrobes sorted out! Yannick from Germany emails in about swearing on the radio. And should shops open over christmas day? Email any time on ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk The shows website is www.rosspatzelt.co.uk

14 - Monday 17th November 2008

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 07:30:00 +0000

Its a moving house special find out all about our big move! Also this week........ What chill out artists do you like? Items missing from my order and my complaint. Is it ok to say the f word on the radio? I've got Virgin Plus! Yannick sums up his work experience. Emails from Joe from USa, Suko from New York, Yannick from Germany and Mark from Berkshire. Also I get an ecard from Suko from New York! I also joined Chris Reardon this week to talk more about my house move. Find the show here - http://unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk/ and look for Saturday 22nd November 2008's show. Email any time on ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk The shows website is www.rosspatzelt.co.uk I also do a music show podcast here - www.rosspatzeltmusicshow.mypodcast.com

Show Will Be Late This Week Sorry (P.S I'm Never Moving House Again!!)

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:01:00 +0000

UPDATE: TUESDAY I will be recording this weeks show tomorrow morning (Wed) and it will be online around 12pm. Sorry for the delay guys!! Ross Hi guys, As you know I have been moving this weekend which has proven to be probably the most exhausting 3 days of my life! Things are still in cardboard boxes and stuff is everywhere! To make things even worse we spent 3 hours yesterday setting up 1 of the 2 wardrobes to find the company that sent it had given us the wrong hinges and no drawer runners!! I was not amused! We have most of the bits setup but now have to get our heads around how to set up the dining table but that will have to wait as I'm, aching at the moment! I never knew how hard moving is but the buzz when it is all sorted will be great! I'm so sorry but this weeks show will be online hopefully sometime before next Monday but I just havn't got my mics etc setup yet but will do it as soon as I can so I can come and chat to you guys! It will be wicked as I will be doing the show from the spare bedroom which overlooks my road and also a nice view of the fields so I can see whos doing what in the road and gossip about them too you!! Really hope to speak to you all soon and thanks for the people that have sent in emails saying hope it goes well! Keep checking my website and your emails to find out when I've posted the new show! Ross --------------- MESSAGE TO RADIO STATIONS: THIS WEEKS SHOW WILL BE LATE SO KEEP CHECKING THE SITE FOR THE NEW SHOW IF NOT PLEASE PLAY OUT LAST WEEKS SHOW. AFTER THIS WEEK I WILL BE ABLE TO POST 1 1 HOUR SHOW A WEEK LIKE BEFORE, SORRY FOR ANY INCONVINIENCE THIS IS TO YOU. ROSS

13 - Monday 10th November 2008

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 07:23:00 +0000

Well done to Obama. But where will he start? We've just been shopping for the new house. We move in the new house next Friday! Do you take your shoes off before going in your house? Do you use Virgin, Sky or Freeview? Does all of your family all sit round a table to eat? Emails from Suko from New York and Yannick from Germany. More of Yannicks work experience diary. Who was more in the wrong, Russell Brand, Jonathan Ross or the producer? Can anyone recommend a decent ale for me to try? £3.50 for a hot dog!!?? What a rip off! Went to a fireworks party at my mums. My grandad wants a computer! What did people do before the internet!? Could this be the end of the red telephone box? Email any time on ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk The shows website is www.rosspatzelt.co.uk I also do a music show podcast here - www.rosspatzeltmusicshow.mypodcast.com

12 - Monday 3rd November 2008

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:37:00 +0000

Yay! My computers working this week! Do you try to fix computers yourself or take them to the menders? Back it up! I was always going out with couples when I was single. How did you meet your other half? Do you believe in fate? Do you still like getting chatted up? XP or Vista? I chat about Happisburgh eroding or however you spell it! I read out Yannicks work experience diary. Next week: topic special! Email any time on ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk Also please subscribe to me on itunes - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=288163754 I also do a music show podcast here - www.rosspatzeltmusicshow.mypodcast.com

Technical Problems - No Show This Week Sorry

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 08:15:00 +0000

Hi everybody. If you've just downloaded this expecting this week radio show I'm very sorry but I'm having sound and recording problems so theres no show until I can get it fixed. The other day I was happy listening to some music and my laptop suddenly stopped playing the music and ever since I've not had any sound going in or out. I cannot even get my mic to work on the computer! If anyone knows how I can get the sound back then please help! I have updated the drivers, done a system restore and even spent 3 hours today reinstalling my whole computer in case it was that and nothing! If you have any other ideas please email me! I will send it off to be repaired when I get a second so fingers crossed I'll be back soon! Along with loads of bits for the house to sort out its a busy old time and I definetly don't want to be moving house again for a good few years to come! I will be back with my geekcasts as soon as I can! Ross Patzelt x EDIT: Thursday I rang up the company who is dealing with my warranty and repair and I've got to send it away!! God knows why I can't take it into a shop local to me and they do the work! Hopefully it'll be back soon but I may be able to borrow my friends computer and do this weeks show as I'm missing my show already and I heard Chris Reardon last night having someone email into his geekcast and saying that I was a small time podcaster! WHAT A CHEEK! I'll have to have my say on this on next times show! EDIT: Saturday Hi all. Normal service will be resumed on Monday as I have got my hands on another laptop until mine is repaired so see you all back on Monday when I upload my show at 5pm. I will be chatting about the beer festival I went to last night (and yes I have a hangover) more house updates and chatting about my view on the whole Russell Brand and Johnathan Ross story that is huge this week. Ross Rossco

11 - Monday 20th October 2008

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:05:00 +0000

My ears are still feeling dodgy! I just walked from the city and back! I go on location and randomly talk about jet streams! Surely Jane would have saw Ian sitting in the crowd! Whats her blooming name!!!? You know! her! I've had a good gigging weekend! And think I saw Al Murray there! What would you have in your own pub? Emails this week from Yannick, Matty, Tim and Geoff. Music on this weeks show. Peter And The Wolf - Make It Alone (Massive TV Theme) www.myspace.com/peterandthewolfmusic Email any time on ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk Also please subscribe to me on itunes - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=288163754 I also do a music show podcast here - www.rosspatzeltmusicshow.mypodcast.com

10 - Monday 13th October 2008

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:11:00 +0000

Is Peter Kay still any good? House update news! I've had back ache and I found out I have got dodgy lugs! Scale and polish at the dentist. A rip off or worth the money? How do you floss my back teeth!!!?? I do my impression of Joe from American Talk! I printed my 1st photots from my mobile phone! Emails from Yannick and Amy. Music on this weeks show. Elle Jay - Shine www.myspace.com/acousticellejay Email any time on ross@rosspatzelt.co.uk Also please subscribe to me on itunes - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=288163754 I also do a music show podcast here - www.rosspatzeltmusicshow.mypodcast.com

09 - Monday 6th October 2008

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 06:45:00 +0000

Wet wet wet weather! My boozy Saturday night and singing Beatles songs in the pub! Check out www.donnacarter.com! I've been watching X Factor but Amy's gone noooooo and I don't like Rachel!! Is you nanny like my nanny! I report from a typical Norfolk village Swanton Abbott. Why are no pubs called The Queens Legs?! Would you help out someone who was being attacked? Music on this weeks show. Odi - Crawl www.myspace.com/odimusic Email any time on rosspatzelt@googlemail.com Also please subscribe to me on itunes - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=288163754 I also do a music show podcast here - www.rosspatzeltmusicshow.mypodcast.com

08 - Monday 29th September 2008

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 05:45:00 +0000

My mum won the lottery!!!...Sort of! I admit I once had eaten 2 cheese batons in 1 day! I'm thinking of joining a social club. Do you have a bath before or on the day of work? I'm not an outdoor person like Joe from American Talk. I tryed out Music Magpie this week. Have you ever been sacked from work experience? Music on this weeks show. Steven Hitchens - Whoops www.myspace.com/stevenhitchens Email any time on rosspatzelt@googlemail.com Also please subscribe to me on itunes - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=288163754 I also do a music show podcast here - www.rosspatzeltmusicshow.mypodcast.com